Beth
TNB: Beth, I couldn’t help but notice that you are very at home on the boat, especially when putting the hot foot to the floor and letting the 250hp Mercury rip?
Beth: I love speed. I’ve always been somewhat of an adrenaline junky and boats are just another way for me to get my thrills. The best thing about boats, especially this Ranger, is that you can burn up the water at 70mph and then chill out and soak in some rays on the deck. It’s the best of both worlds.
TNB: I bet you turn a lot of heads and raise a lot of poles as you race around the lake.
Beth: I guess so. But who wouldn’t notice a bright boat ripping past them throwing up a huge rooster tail.
TNB: I bet the fisherman just love seeing a blonde bombshell rip past them with her hair blowing in the wind.
Beth: Actually, I think some guys are intimidated by a girl that can handle 250 horses. Just cause I like to go fast doesn’t mean I’m some kind of hardass tough girl. Deep down it may turn them on but they are then too scared to talk to me.
TNB: Wimps! Sounds like you’re looking for Mr. Right? What do you look for in a guy?
Beth: First off, he would have to be in great shape. I love muscles. He can’t be pale. There is nothing grosser than a pasty white guy with a good body. It’s kind of weird.
TNB: Obviously you love the strong guys, but there has to be more to it than that.
Beth: For sure; he has to like to live on the edge. You know, surfing, sky diving, dirt biking, whatever. Oh, and of course boating, wakeboarding, and fishing. So, he has to be ripped, tan, and athletic. He has to make me laugh and be able to have a good time. Also, he has to be successful. I don’t want some guy that relies on me all the time.
TNB: So let me get this straight. You want a cut, tan, athletic, funny guy with tons of money? Something like: a hot…. polish….. dentist…. Right?
Beth: Is that asking too much?
TNB: No, of course not. Good luck with that.
Beth: Thanks, hahahahaha.
TNB: So Beth, I heard that you had a creeper at your photo shoot. Is that true?
Beth: Unfortunately yes. Some crazy pale dude in his underwear was peeping on the shoot. It was crazy because we didn’t notice until afterwards. I don’t think anyone knows who it was. Kind of creepy I guess.
TNB: Yeah it is. Here at tipsnbass.com we have tons of creepy people lurking around so I guess I’ll have to keep an eye out.
Beth: I hope they catch that dirt bag.
TNB: Oh, we will. Thanks, Beth.
